That’s why God invented…

Have you ever thought about how silly most statements that begin with “That’s why God invented” are? It annoys me when people follow that phrase with something that is obviously man-made. “That’s why God invented helmets,” “That’s why God invented surround sound,” “That’s why God invented makeup,” “That’s why God invented bleach!”

No, humans invented those. What purpose does it serve to thank God for inventing those? How is your point enhanced by saying God invented something instead of saying “That’s why man invented” or “That’s why they invented” or “That’s why people invented” or “That’s why someone invented”?

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